Friday, March 03, 2006

Sassy Beginings


hi dude and dudettes ,

Atlast its here, yes the inception of the yo group has finally taken place .

The yo group is bout style , passion and being quixotic .

Its ain't bout no fake accents , vernacular slangs and trying to be 'americano'


Its a no for shmucks , prigs and all other ----king creatures who don't know about nothing

We believe we are in colossal matrix and everything's a illlusion .

The Yo ! group (copyright @ 2006) has the following benefits :

1) Indefinite accesss to inummerable english movies
2) Regular Update on the latest zing words in english
3) Expert opinion on films and everything thats in vogue
4) A golden chance to interact with the holy trinity
of the Yo ! evangelists
5) We nuture u to bring out the fire within

Currently The Yo ! group has the following members

1) S M Sundaram, Chairman and CEO
2) S Shiva, CMD
3) Dipendu Paul, MD
4) Monika Joshi , Management Executive Trainee

The recruitment procedure is as follows :

Written test ( will check whether u can write english!! ) followed by
rigourous interviews(for chicks) .

Beautifuls gals will b given numero uno preference while the trinity management resereves the right to reject any application with no reasons!

The Management is no responsible for the frauds (which tend to happen frequently!!) in the selection process.

Write an e-mail to
shiva_enigma@yahoo.com stating the reasons for u wanting to join this one hell of a community with the names of the top five english movies u have seen .

cya
Yo Board.


For ppl with limited vocabulary like reddy (here's some help from praneeth )
quixotic --- impractically idealistic or fanciful.

shmucks ---A clumsy or stupid person; an oaf.

prigs ---A person who demonstrates an exaggerated conformity or propriety, especially in an irritatingly arrogant or smug manner

colossal ---so great in size or force or extent as to elicit awe elicit: to casue awe: admire

evangelists---a person who tries to persuade people to become Christians, often by travelling around and organizing religious meetings

ogle ---to look at someone with obvious sexual interest:





Notting Hill - The movie

Notting Hill - One the best romantic movies ever made





honey - looks wierd doesn't she , but totally yo !

listen to this :

Oh holy fuck.

Oh God this is one of those key moments in life, when it's possible you can be really, genuinely cool -- and I'm going to fail a hundred percent. I absolutely and totally and utterly adore you and I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world and more importantly I genuinely believe and have believed for some time now that we can be best friends. What do you think?


spike !

he is a git !

as per wiliam he is the most stupidest person u can imagine in the world

William

She's someone I just can't -- someone who... self-evidently can't be mine -- and it's as if I've taken love-heroin -- and now I can't even have it again. I've opened Pandora's box. And there's trouble inside.
Spike nods thoughtfully.

SPIKE Yeh. Yeh... tricky... tricky... I knew a girl at school called Pandora ... never got to see her box though.





And it culminates with one of most adorable moments
in english cinema

JEREMY Dominic -- if you'd like to ask your question again?

QUESTIONER 1 Yes -- Anna -- how long are you intending to stay here in Britain?Pause.

Anna looks up at William. He nods.

ANNA Indefinitely.

They both smile -- suddenly the press gets what's going on --music -- noise -- they all turn and flash, flash, flash photosof William. Max and Bella kiss. Bernie kisses a total stranger.Spike finally makes it -- he's bright red from running.